Humpty Dumpty has fallen
Humpty Dumpty has fallen off the wall
his keys went flying
in the quicksand pass the vines
So what's Humpty Dumpty to do?
He called all the king's he knew
He called all the horsemen he knew
But none could help him
retrieve his keys that sunk in
the quicksand pass the vines
Then someone yelled,
"Never fear, MrQuickPick is here!"
Then with his key (metal) detector
he retrieved Humpty's keys which
weren't sunk in the quicksand pass the vines
but stomped into the ground
by all the kings and horsemen
Humpty Dumpty hired.
Next time you lose your keys
he'll get them back.