Humpty Dumpty has fallen

Humpty Dumpty has fallen off the wall

his keys went flying

in the quicksand pass the vines

So what's Humpty Dumpty to do?

He called all the king's he knew

He called all the horsemen he knew

But none could help him

retrieve his keys that sunk in

the quicksand pass the vines

Then someone yelled,

"Never fear, MrQuickPick is here!"

Then with his key (metal) detector

he retrieved Humpty's keys which

weren't sunk in the quicksand pass the vines

but stomped into the ground

by all the kings and horsemen

Humpty Dumpty hired.

Next time you lose your keys

don't fret

Call MrQuickPick

he'll get them back.